Its the day before the super Mega Dance Competition and Spoon Man has still not made a decision on which routine to choose. (Perhaps another point in his OCD struggles). Well he is with all his might, trying to weigh up the facts and choose the most appropriate option to give him the best chance of succeeding, however things are just not working for him. He decides it would probably be best for him to consult with a few of his good friends 'Splade Guy' and 'Salad Fork Boy'. Now dont get me wrong, these 2 individuals are very intelligent and quite considerably good-looking. But sometimes, they make stupid decisions based solely on what kind of food they are eating at the time. For instance, once Salad Fork Boy decided to take a tour of Denmark wearing only a pillow because the alphalfa beans he was bearing his teeth into were telling him to. Pretty Bloody Stupid if you ask me.. Uv gotta wear a sheet too.. Come On! Well anyways, Spoon Man decides to ask for some advice from his friends and arrives at their Loft apartment in the streets (yes the ones he finds disgustingly dirty) and does a little demonstration of each of the 3 routines to see which one the friends think will help him conquer the people. After a little time and some puzzled expressions on their faces, 'Splade Guy' and 'Salad Fork Boy' look at each other and then at Spoon Man, then back at each other, and once again at Spoon man, and this continues for about 11 minutes until Spoon Man yells at the top of his lungs "OUI! .. ". The 2 friends both stop in their tracks and look at Spoon Man one more time and query as to which Routine he would like to do. Spoon Man thinks to himself 'Hmmm... Im not sure'.... I really would like to still be alive, but if I pull of this routine, all the people will know me. I will have accomplished what I set out to do . 'Splade Guy' and 'Salad Fork Boy' both look at each other and then back at Spoon Man one more time and announce to him. "We have an answer for you Derrick.." (that was Spoon Man's true Identity.. but since he was a kid, he has had issues dealing with that name. Somethng about concrete, but I wont go into that now.). "You need to do this routine Spoon Man, you need to do routine number 3!"...
Finally everything looked clear for Spoon Man. He had a decision, and was ready to go into the competition and see exactly if he could pull off the great feat of surpassing the challengers in the Mega Dance Competition which would potentially change his whole life.
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