Spoon Man was an exceptional Dancer. He could do the tap, the jive and even a little of the hiphop styles of those hooligans who wear their pants really low and shoes that are 3 sizes too big. Because Spoon Man was such an exceptional Dancer, he decided it was time that he entered into a competition and finally made a name for himself among the people. At first, he wanted to make a name for himself in the streets, but decided there was just too much dirt. (One of Spoon Mans greatest secrets is his OCD, he hid it well, which was a great accomplishment in itself, as often OCD sufferers are extrinsic and portray their emotions and problems with specific element in an outward display of disgust.) Anyways, getting back to Spoon Man. His first real dance tournament was coming up quickly and had not decided on the specific routine which would be his for the competition. There were 3 options each with a possible positive and a Negative outcome.. The problem was, each were completely different and each had different set of risks. The first routine Spoon Man had prepared was quite long. This particular routine was great in portraying Spoon Mans ability to move at rapid speeds whilst still showing that his movement had emotion and a definite sense of Passion. Routine 2 was the complete opposite. It was like watching a disco in slow motion. But it was quite amusing to watch and it could potentially give people Epilepsy (Think Flashing Lights) .. and I must admit, it was definitely a crowd Pleaser. The third routine was very strict and structured. It was the pinnicle in dance routines, especially since Spoon Man technically was just a Spoon with some attachments. This routine had some risks however and if attempted, would need to be executed with the preciseness of the edge of a Poly Ceremonial Shirt Sleeve with 2/3rds of a can of Starch, With only 1 crease. If executed just perfectly would take the 1st, 2nd and 3rd Prizes all together. Plus probably 11 cheese breads from Sizzlers, a 3 Stack with maple syrup and Banana from Pancake Manor, and a Pie from that place at Ashgrove that makes the best pies (so im told). This routine was the show stopper, and would definitely was able to show exactly how versatile Spoon Man was. And Boy oh Boy was he Versatile!
The only problem with this routine was, that if for some reason Spoon Man was not able to execute this with the augusto and hype and exactness that was necessary... Spoon Man might be No More .. if u know what I mean.
So now I put the question out there... What should Spoon Man do?
Is it better to be safe and never really challenged, or go for broke and possibly not survive?
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